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SaigonSighs 43 – ‘Keeping His Sleep in Peace’ Ho Chi Minh. Born on May 19, 1890. Died as the first and only Chairman of the Workers Party of Vietnam September 2 1969.

30 Jan

“Bac Ho” – Uncle Ho’s Mausoleum in Ba Dinh Square Ha Noi. The building was designed, constructed and funded by Russia, drawing on experienced gained in the preservation of Vladimir Lenin. It opened in August 12 1975, some six years after his death

This was the same date (02 09) that he delivered the Vietnamese Declaration Of Independence, twenty four years earlier.

Ho Chi Minh’s wish was that following his death his remains should be cremated and placed in three urns to be positioned on top of three low hills in the North, Centre and South of Vietnam so that he could be with his people. This was totally ignored and in 1967 in absolute secrecy, three eminent doctors were sent to Russia for seven months to be trained in the methods of body preservation. They learned how to preserve a body for the first fifteen to twenty days following death. He died in Hospital 108 and it was decided that in the first instance his body should be displayed in a glass coffin in the Ba Dinh Square meeting hall, to enable dignitaries, officials and the public of Ha Noi to file past. They had no glass thick enough to make a coffin so soldiers were sent into the commercial centre to obtain suitable glass from shop windows, however this was still too thin but eventually some sheets of thick glass were located under the stage of the hall. The cortege left the hospital heading for the hall but on the way the driver took a wrong turn!

Ha Noi and it’s surrounds were subject to American bombing at this time so plans were made to move him to a hill top site designated K84 in the north of the country. Extreme preparations took place, every night for weeks military officer pall bearers practised carrying a glass coffin full of bags of rice up and down steps. on top of the coffin was a bowl of water which musn’t be spilt. Special Russian trucks were modified, their suspension softened their tyre pressured lowered. K84 itself had special bombproof chambers constructed inside it with three sets of emergency generators, it’s own recirculated well water for the air conditioners and humidity controls. At the time of the actual transfer a Russian Doctor travelled inside the ice filled truck placing his glasses on top of the coffin to ensure there was no vibration or upset. The badly bomb damaged roads were repaired by thousands of workers then after the convoy had past they returned the roads and bridges to their damaged states so that American photographs wouldn’t arouse any suspicion.

In November 1970 the hill was subjected to American Helicopters who were actually looking for a North Vietnamese prisoner of war camp in a raid to release American prisoners. In light of this the Vietnamese decided the hill was too vulnerable, too exposed and move ‘Bac Ho’ back to Ha Noi.

In August 1971 Ha Noi and the Red River basin experienced exceptionally high levels of rain. This was blamed on the Americans, who it is said, had an operation to seed the clouds and cause rain. It was feared that the dykes would be breached and the city flooded, and so they move ‘Bac Ho’ back to his hill top refuge using the faithful Russian Zin trucks and two tons of ice. Because of the floods the convoy had an amphibious vehicle called a ‘PAP’. When they arrived at the base of hill K84 the roads were severely flooded. In order to complete their journey they had to load the Ambulance carrying ‘Bac Ho’ onto the PAP, negotiate the floods and then unload it. One of the Russian experts assigned to the preservation was a man called Debov. He became homesick and so, to please him the Vietnamese soldiers bought him a parrot. Early one morning the parrot escaped, fearing Debov would be very upset they sent to Ha Noi for a replacement parrot and also sent soldiers out into the woods to look for it. The soldiers found it, captured it and replaced it in the cage all before Debov woke up at 10 a.m.

In the summer of 1972 following Nixons resumption of bombing the North the government considered K84 was not safe enough and in August he was transferred to a remote cave that had been extensively strengthened and equipped with electricity and water. The area was infested with snakes but not for long as they soon became a valuable source of food. On the 8th of Feb 1973 he was moved back to his hill top.

At 4 p.m. on the 18th of July 1975 ‘Bac Ho’ left hill K84 for the last time and arrived at Ba Dinh Square Ha Noi at 8pm to finally be at peace in a huge Mausoleum he never wanted.

He was born in the village of Hoang Tru in the centre of Vietnam. It is now a visitors centre where everything is neat and tidy. Visitors are shown around in small groups guided by young ladies in flowing white ‘Ao Dai’s’ and equipped with a boom mic and belt attached speaker. The delivery is serious and sombre and at the climax her voice breaks down and her tears flow along with several members of her audience. Then she leads us all to the next location where it happens all over again. Brilliant acting!

The young Ho Chi Minh was tutored by his father a Confucian scholar, teacher and magistrate but failed to progress in Imperial bureaucracy as he refused to serve the French. This didn’t prevent his son attending a French College in the Imperial City of Hue for his secondary education. Coincidentally a fellow student was Nho Dinh Diem, the future president of South Vietnam and his political rival.

In 1911 he left Vietnam on a French steamer as a kitchen hand. He travelled the world working on ships until 1917. He spent time in New York, Paris and London working in menial positions in Hotels. From 1919 he was in Paris. It is during this period that he developed socialist visions becoming an activist for civil rights and the independence of Vietnam. His activities caught the attention of Dmitry Manuilsky, a prominent member of the Soviet Comintern (Communist International) and so, in 1923, began his first experience of Russia. In 1924 he went to China, Married a Chinese woman in the same place as the famous leader Zhou En Lai and lived with the famous Russian adviser to the Chinese Communists, Mickhail Borodin. Over the next few years he travelled extensively. India, China, Russia, Hong Kong, Thailand. In 1930 he created the ‘Communist Party of Vietnam’. Then in 1941 he returned to Vietnam to lead the Viet Minh independence movement. This guerrilla force was clandestinely funded and supplied by the American OSS (forerunner of the CIA.)

Ho Chi Minh – Born May 19 1890 – died September 2nd 1969.

The Gun – Chapter 4.

Chapter 4.

“You’re home late love. Did you have a good day?” Rosamund got up from the settee to make him a cup of tea.

“The usual, you know. Strained quiet start, blah blah blah, coffee and a few biscuits that you really want to dunk but daren’t for fear of being labeled an uncouth moron. More blah blah blah, Lunch usual picky buffet and orange juice. Blah blah blah, coffee, blah jokes blah jokes. Someone suggests a pint in the local, one stretches to three then we’re hungry so time to track down the local curry house and here I am home late.”

“Never mind, here’s your tea. Don’t fall asleep with it in your hand and spill it over your trousers again. I see what you mean about that rash, it hasn’t gone has it? I’ll get you some cream from Boots tomorrow.”

“Rosamund ——————————————————–?”

 “What?”

“Nothing, it’s OK.”

Rosamund turned back to watch Jeremy Paxman savage his current victim.

Reg drank his tea feeling uncomfortable. The gun was used and dirty in the plastic bag. He couldn’t clean it ‘til at least tomorrow morning. He imagined the corrosive cordite eating away at the almost pristine bore. 

“You going speed walking tomorrow morning?” Rosamund asked.

“Yes if it’s dry.”

“We better get to bed then.”

“Good weekend Reg? What did you do? Weather was rubbish as usual.” Corrallee called out as Reg ambled passed her desk, tan coat on his right arm black briefcase in his left hand.

“Nothing much. Police escort and sirens up to Faslane Naval base, Atomic powered submarine, thirty five knots per hour under water all the way to the site of the Titanic then torpedo and sink a private submarine owned by a conglomeration of Irish and Libyan terrorists who were trying to refloat it with balloons and sell it on Ebay.”

“Did you manage to paint your garage door then?”

“No but I got the undercoat on between the showers”

Allan Mayor was waiting outside Reg’s office looking like a Cheshire cat on speed. Reg unlocked his office and entered with Allan close behind. 

“We got them Reg. We got the bloody Ram Raiders.” Allan was jubilant.

“How?” Reg asked, hanging up his coat and putting down his briefcase.

“Well it was down to you really. After our little chat I did what you said. I drew a list of all potentially vulnerable properties then got the lads to go round and warn the owners. Anyway one of the garage owners said he noticed two iffy looking black lads in a smart Subaru Impreza. They didn’t have fuel, just came in for one bag of crisps. He said their eyes were everywhere. We checked his CCTV tapes, got the number and low and behold it’s a nicked vehicle from Solihull; put it out on PNC and on Saturday afternoon it’s pulled in Redditch.”

“Fantastic!” Reg responded.

“It gets better.” Allan jigged about. “In the boot was some of the nicked gear from our Truckers job they must have been trying to punt it out.” Allan shook Reg’s hand vigorously.

“Thanks Reg. You’re a star!” Allan left the office as though he was on cloud nine.

Reg looked at his right hand and considered.

There was nothing on his computer about Richmond in Yorkshire. He knew that in Yorkshire and its surrounds, algorithms would be crunching their way through trillions of ones and zeros looking for anything or anyone  that matched the crime. 

“I’ll be away the weekend after next. Got to go to Scotland. To Edinburgh, there’s a Crimes Analysis convention that the boss wants me to attend.”

“Oh that’s a pity Reg, it’s little Neil’s birthday party that Saturday he’s two.” 

“Can’t be helped I’ve ducked out of most of the dross but this one I’ve got to attend.” 

“Never mind we’ll get him something nice. I was thinking of a pedal car, what do you think?”

“Sounds good, I’ll have a look on the internet, see if I can get him something traditional made of metal not something that’s come out of a plastic mould in China.”

“Well don’t go mad Reg, he’s only two, we don’t want an Aston Martin replica in the lounge.”

“OK! OK! A Maserati then.” Rosamund looked over with disdain towards her childish meek and mild husband.    

Reg came out of Boots and turned right. It was warm and sunny; people were beginning to wear shorts. He crossed the road and made towards the bookshop on his left. He often wondered how it survived. He surmised that it must be a labour of love for the ageing gentle male owner. Opening the door and walking in made a bell tinkle. How quaint he thought. He wanted two books; it didn’t matter what they were. The only criteria being their thickness. The thicker the better. He found them easily. One about medication the other about Zoology. They cost him twelve pounds. He paid cash and left with the heavy books in a plain white carrier bag.

Reg locked his office at 17.02 on Friday evening and made his way to the stairs.

Glennys was just putting on her coat.

“Jumping the gun a bit aren’t you Reg? It’s usually at least five past.”

“Trying to re-adjust my work-life balance.” Reg flung back as he briskly walked towards the office door.

“Come on! Come on! Come on!” Reg tapped impatiently on the steering wheel as the barrier wafted through vehicles one at a time. Turning right instead of left at the T junction he headed for Fownhope and Gloucestershire. On the back seat was a black Adidas sports bag. Rosamund had packed him three clean shirts (He only needed two but she figured he might spill something down one of them) clean socks and pants, a pair of black corduroy trousers, his razor, shaving foam, deodorant toothbrush and paste. He had no use for a comb. Reg had added the two thick books from out of the boot. In his pocket was five thousand pounds in fifty pound notes. In his wallet was three hundred pounds in tens and twenties. In his back pocket was his passport.

The rush hour traffic cleared after Fownhope village. Reg pressed on quickly in his normally sedate civic. It was six o’clock as he turned into the gates of Staverton airport. The Gloster Javelin gate sentry, a sad reminder of Britain’s independent aviation past.

He parked and locked the car behind Helo-Ferry’s offices and walked around the building to the hard standing. A shiny white helicopter was impatiently waiting for it’s customer, it’s rotors swishing and biting at the warm evening air. 

“Mr. Moorcroft?” One of the ground crew asked.

Reg nodded.

“Your flight awaits you, here’s your receipt in case you need it for expenses.”

“I don’t.” Reg answered. The crew man escorted him in under the blades and strapped him in. The Helicopter clattered skywards.

“What time’s your flight?” The co-pilot turned and asked.

“Eight fifteen.”

“No problem, it takes about forty five minutes from here to Heathrow.”

“How do I get from where we land to Terminal five?”

“How are you travelling, first, business or economy?”

“First.” 

“Not a problem, we’ll radio ahead and a car will be waiting for you.”

The black Toyota Lexus scooped him up and dropped him outside Terminal five. By seven fifteen he was checking in.

“Would you like to take dinner in the Concorde Lounge or onboard Sir?”  The professionally charming hostess inquired.

“It’ll be rushed if I eat before so I’ll wait and eat onboard.” Reg wasn’t used to the service and consideration that money bought. He liked it. The machine produced his boarding pass.

“Boarding will commence at 19.45 Sir.”

Reg made his way to the Concorde lounge. Really it was just an ‘Officers Club’ The only requirement for entry – Money. The large airy lounge, simply an opulent shed. The stressed white struts and girders, lit and displayed were there to keep the roof on and make the building stand up. Architectural laziness, he thought! Don’t bother to conceal the ugly bits. Make a feature of them. He sat down in a large comfortable grey easy chair with a window view and watched civil aviation parade before him. A glass of champagne and a dish of olives helped him to relax. An immaculate young woman came over and discreetly told him that his aircraft was now boarding.

A good meal served on bone china with more champagne led to a comfortable horizontal sleep for the rest of the four hour journey. Midnight in Moscow actually meant three fifteen AM. Reg made his way to the near deserted VIP lounge and sank into an easy chair to await his nine forty hop to Nizhny Novgorod airport.

The Avia Air Embraer 120 turboprop aircraft was the exact opposite to British Airways first class. Small, noisy and cramped, it safely deposited thirty people at the provincial city airport of Nizhny Novogod at ten fifty five.  With no hold luggage to collect he was one of the first to exit the airport. Amongst the waiting congregation was a chubby flaxen haired short Russian driver with a green peaked cap and a placard stating R. Moorcroft. Reg headed in her direction. Her English was stilted and awkward but together they smiled and gestured. The car, black and heavy with chrome, was comfortable and warm. The city, unremarkable and typically unpretentious, swept quickly by. Reg was in an alien world where nothing registered. Buildings, trees, bridges, fields, parks, churches, just seemed to merge into an unfathomable scenario. Then there they were, entering the first security post of Dolinsk Sokol Military Airbase. The historic home of Russian MIG jet fighters. Papers, permits, copies of visa and passport were passed out, inspected and returned. On the left was a row of historic MIG fighters. 15,s 19,s 21,s 25,s and finally a 29, its sharp aggressive profile in direct contrast to the more rounded ‘friendlier’ predecessors. Two more security posts were successfully passed before the big black car swept out into the airbase heading for a cluster of huts and hangers on the other side of the vast concrete and grass facility.

“Hi my name’s Dimitri. You haven’t paid yet. How do you want to pay?” Dimitri’s voice was like him. Thick set and heavy. The fair hair and blue eyes sat on top of a strong jaw with just a hint of developing jowls. 

“Cash, English Pounds.”

“Deposit of two thousand pounds you paid by credit card. Do you have fifteen thousand pounds cash with you?”

“Yes.” Reg produced a roll of a hundred fifty pound notes from his pocket and handed it over. 

“There’s five thousand.” He unzipped his bag and pulled out the two old thick books. Dimitri looked bemused. 

“There’s five thousand in that one and five thousand in this one.” Reg started extracting the flat individual notes from out between the pages.

Dimitri did as Reg. 

“Fifteen thousand pounds cash English.” Dimitri confirmed after fifteen minutes.

He held out his hand, this time smiling. “Welcome to Fulcrum Flights Mr. Moorcroft. How was your journey? Pleasant I hope?”

Reg reciprocated his change in attitude.

“It was OK Dimitri. Now, what do I do now?”    

“Now we begin your trip of a lifetime. I promise you will never have a better experience than this. Follow me”

Reg followed in the wake of Dimitri who was still clutching his fifteen thousand pounds. A dark green timber door led into a room manned by a small young man. The paraphernalia was that of a medical nature. A blood pressure check and a questionnaire of ‘have you ever suffered from’ questions led to his signing of a disclaimer. Dimitri disappeared out of the room but reappeared a few minutes later minus the cash. 

“Your flights at two thirty so we’ve got plenty of time to kit you up. I would advise you to skip lunch.  Follow me we have a practice ejection seat. I will show you the drill.”

The drill left Reg dangling from a harness in a Russian shed

The next shed saw him kitted out in an Anti-G suit, a flying overall, a life jacket and a helmet. It wasn’t ‘til he saw Dimitri climbing into the same gear that Reg realized Dimitri was his pilot.    

Out from the final room and into the afternoon sun brought them face to face with the blue and white MIG 29 Military jet fighter. It’s pod like double cockpit arched out in front of the plane like something from a Star Trek movie. The twin rudder fins at the rear sprouted at angles that looked just right. The sloping back rectangular air ducts for the engines were slung underneath like two yawning coffins ready to gulp and use the air they breathed. The whole vicinity smelt of burnt paraffin. The afterburner shrouds still cracked and clicked as the metal cooled. Silver slender complicated oleo legs supported the hawkish craft. Pipes and leads tethered the machine down. It looked like a sleek skittish stallion that would prance away at the slightest chance. The cockpit was hinged open.

Dimitri led the way towards the plane. Reg followed as he made a close physical examination of the aircraft. Looking at, feeling and shaking the six stores carriers underneath the wings. The various tubes and sensors that emerged at odd places. The Tyres and removable panels underneath the fuselage. Eventually he was satisfied and ordered Reg up the ladder.  Reg eased his way into the rear cockpit. The seat sprouted the red double D –Do not touch unless you’re about to Die – handles from between his legs. A friendly ground crew man strapped him in, pointed out the rudder pedals and gesticulated which way the aircraft would turn if you pushed with your left or right. The joystick, throttle levers and some of the main instruments. Another technician was strapping in Dimitri. The large back hinged Perspex canopy remained open as Dimitri started up the engines. The gentle swoosh of their start up phase soon turned into a positive hot exhaust as the turbines built up speed deep underneath them.

The ground crew man removed some red tagged pins from the ejection seat and stowed them in a metal block on the left bulkhead. He mouthed “Good luck” as he climbed down the ladder and removed it. Reg was alone in his cockpit. Separated from Dimitri by a black riveted hump that housed instruments. He was surrounded by functional tough looking instruments, dials, switches, displays and buttons. The large blue/grey helmet felt heavy and cumbersome on his head. The intercom crackled into life.

“Please put on your oxygen mask Mr. Moorcroft.” Reg clipped it up into position and spoke back.

“OK Dimitri, it’s on.” The straps holding Reg into the seat were very tight. He felt ‘compressed’. 

Dimitri and the crewman swapped waves, Chocks were pulled away from the wheels and the sharp angled blue and white fighter lurched forward only to jolt to a standstill as he tested the brakes. Released from the brakes it cruised forward, jet exhaust gently wafting and whistling from the two massive after burner tubes. Thin sharp anhedral wings itching to dig deep into soft Russian air.

The aircraft turned in its own length to line up with the runway. The cockpit lowered slowly then hissed as locks slid home and seals inflated. Reg’s life was in the hands of a five foot eleven Russian he had only met three hours ago. The runway with its black rubber marquetry undulated before them. He couldn’t see the end. Dimitri was talking to the tower, first in Russian, then in English. Reg heard ‘Fulcrum 002 you are clear for take off’

“Feeling OK Mr. Moorcroft?” Reg’s intercom asked.

“Fine, Just fine Dimitri.” It was not a lie. Reg Moorcroft was excited by his nervousness and relishing the unknown that lay before him.

There was no gentle acceleration. The throttles were pushed forward the craft arched upwards for a second as the brakes held then!

The massive acceleration pushed him so hard back into his seat he felt that the belts were loose. The Airfield was rushing by, the concrete rumbled louder and louder under the spindly fragile wheels then it happened. Two rockets were ignited underneath the aircraft as the afterburners ignited. The roar of sheer unadulterated power permeated and shook everything. The cockpit felt like a child’s rattle. Everything was moving. Within seconds the ground fell away, undercarriage hissed and clunked away and the fighter was banking hard right. Reg immediately felt the clamping of the anti G suit on his legs and arms as his head lolled involuntarily to the side.  

The aircraft gained effortless rapid height Reg heard the tower speak.

“Fulcrum 2 you are clear for low level pass.”

The ascending jet was now nose diving towards the Russian fields. A thought flashed through his brain that this was the moment to find God.

Dimitri pulled the MIG out of the dive and leveled out. The altimeter directly in front of Reg read 200 feet. The closeness of the ground gave a true sensation of speed; it was like riding a bullet.

“700 miles per hour Mr. Moorcroft, just subsonic” Dimitri laughed. “Don’t go away.”

The agile aggressive aircraft stood on its tail. The afterburners once again ignited. This time there was no rattling or earth induced vibration, just massive thrust upwards. Reg’s heavy head was pinned back onto the seat as they climbed into the heavens.  

Dimitri leveled out the aircraft. It was almost silent. Reg looked at the altimeter, it showed 80,000 feet.

“Twenty five kilometers or about fifteen miles.” Dimitri had guessed his thoughts

“It’s beautiful is it not Mr. Moorcroft?” Dimitri crackled.

Reg stared into the nearby blackness of space then at the amazing curved globe below them. Between the two on his seen horizon was a halo of glistening white.

“I don’t think I can describe it Dimitri. Beautiful is insufficient”

The aircraft gently and almost in a whisper glided downwards, black space becoming once more blue sky.

“Hang on tight Mr. Moorcroft; we’re going to have some fun.” 

The aircraft lurched upwards but this time no afterburners and very little thrust. Lift and forward movement ceased as it slid backwards on its tail towards earth, only to be elegantly flipped and recovered as engines and attitude brought back control. Spins, more spins, barrel rolls and loops bounced his weak heavy head from side to side like a broken doll. He became used to the vicious clamping of his limbs by the anti-g suit but still had problems with his brain trying to catch up with his vision as ground and sky swapped places so quickly and often. Then it was over, undercarriage dropped down spoiling the quiet aerodynamics. The rubber speckled runway apron approached rapidly and then they were down and cruising slowly with the cockpit open towards the hard standing. Reg’s oxygen mask dangled on its small black chain as he once again breathed normally. 

Hot dark coffee and a ham sandwich waited for them in the pilot’s room. Reg tried not to be in awe of Dimitri’s skills telling himself it was simply his day job but couldn’t really imagine Reg Moorcroft being able to do it. It required a certain bravado coupled with superb hand eye coordination and intelligence. A rare combination he decided.

Over the coffee Reg found out Dimitri had two children, a boy of nine and a girl of eleven. That he lived in a modern three bed roomed apartment and liked to holiday on the Black Sea. Dimitri found out his first name was Reg, and that he worked in an office. 

“Would you like me to get someone to show you around Nizhny Reg?”

“No it’s OK. I’ve got a plane to catch. Could you arrange for the black car to take me back to Nizny Airport?”

“You mean the Moskvitch?”

“If you say so.” Laughed Reg.

“Sure. It’ll take about half an hour.” 

“That’s fine. It’ll take me that long to get all this kit off.” Dimitri stood up and shook his hand.

“Good luck with your life Reg Moorcroft.” 

“Thank you.” Reg replied. They both knew they would never see each other again. Why would they?

And relax!

Take care out there! Love and Peace – John

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SaigonSighs42 ‘This is what it sounds like- when doves cry.’ (Prince – 1984)

14 Jan

The caged songbirds of Vietnam

It’s a ‘man’ thing!

One of the more traditional ways of life is the Vietnamese love of birds. This becomes apparent when you visit a Vietnamese market.  There is a strong possibility that you will see someone selling birds.

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Lady selling birds at Cholon Market, HCMC Vietnam

There is Buddhist belief that one can gain spiritual merit by freeing birds from their cages.

However to supply this market, one has to capture them in the first place.  The main issue being that most birds are caught in their natural habitat (woodlands in general) and then released in cities.

Caged birds are hung outside people’s homes.  Space is a premium in HCMC and it’s generally hot and humid here so seeing birds out on balconies is common.

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Birds in their cage found in HCMC, Vietnam

The history of the caged bird

The Sumerians, the oldest civilization known to have kept written records, had a word, subura, for birdcage.

Caged birds were used by ancient mariners—namely Babylonians, Hindu merchants of the fifth century BC, Polynesians, Vikings—often carried caged birds on long ocean journeys. When seeking land they would release a bird and observe its flight. If the bird saw land in the distance it would fly in that direction and not be seen again. If no land was detected, the bird would return to the ship, to its cage.

For hundreds of years, the royal courts of Europe (women’s quarters) were enriched with cages housing local species of birds (tropical imports could not survive the cold of winter). Among those most prized were chaffinch, greenfinch, siskin, and, especially, bullfinch, which were trained to mimic a variety of melodies.

Following the Portuguese explorer Vasco de Gama’s completion of a sea route to India in 1499, traders began transporting large numbers of parrots from Africa, India, and Java to the capitals of Europe, where they were purchased as house pets by merchants.

The Chinese Buddhist custom of fang sheng, or “release life,” has long granted honour to those who would bestow freedom upon captive birds and other animals.  Something that is being practiced today in Vietnam.

Don’t forget that the a caged bird is used by us to represent captivity such as the word “jailbird” was a common slang term from the 16th century describing an incarcerated prisoner.

In the late 1870’s a bird importer from the states wrote the following “Persons keeping canaries for their singing only, should keep them in cages of about a foot in diameter, either round or square; as in a large cage they will not sing so well or constant, having too much room to fly about and amuse themselves, which in a great degree takes away their attention from singing.”

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A recently purchased bird cage in HCMC, Vietnam

Caged Birds today

According to one study, roughly 35% of homes in the Southeast Asian region keep birds as pets. It’s not just Southeast Asia that has a penchant for keeping birds in cages, it is estimated that 6% of US households keep birds as pets.

Some men believe that by looking after a bird allows them to stay clear from vices such as alcohol and gambling.  Whatever the reasons people keep birds in cages there is a strong possibility of the extinction of a number of species as some people prefer birds that are caught in the wild and not captive-bred, the more unusual the better according to a study in the Biological Conservation journal.

In Southeast Asia, some species of songbirds may sell for as little as ten cents to as much as $20,000. The expensive ones go into singing competitions.

Songbird Cafe’s in HCMC

I’ve read about a few places/cafe’s that people bring their songbirds to, but the one I visited was a little off the beaten path and was situated in a place where only locals frequented.  I was given a really nice warm welcome by the dozen or so guys that were shooting the breeze.

The guys at the cafe were busy sharing stories about their birds (I think), maybe giving each other advice on how to look after their birds, every so often they would either move their own bird to another location or sometimes cover it from the light.

People buy small plastic bags of locusts that they feed their birds with, one guy was adamant that I look at them and he showed me how good they were by popping one into his mouth!

The idea behind socialising birds together is so they have an increased chance of learning the songs of others.

“Do we bring birds inside our homes because we are unable to enter theirs? Do we try to tame wild nature because we fear we can never tame our own?” by Jerry Dennis on the history of caged birds

Serial time! Chapter 3 – ‘The Gun.’

Chapter 3.

“Where’s my tracksuit?” Rosamund looked at Reg in amazement.

“Probably buried under about ten years worth of old clothes in the back of the airing cupboard. Thinking of doing the marathon dear?”

“No, my job is sedentary. I’m sedentary, even the cat is sedentary. I need to get more physical exercise into my life before I die of sedentarism.”

“There’s no such word.”

“There is, but if there isn’t there should be. I thought I might take the car each morning and park on the top of the Doward and do a bit of speed walking around that track we used to walk the kids ‘round.”

“Speed walking! That funny thing where your bottom jolts from side to side?”

“Yes I read an article. It’s supposed to be very good for the heart and doesn’t damage your joints. We have to be careful at our age.”

“I’ll get it out and give it a wash. When do you intend to start this regime?”

“Five o’clock tomorrow morning.”

“Don’t wake me up getting out of bed and don’t flush the toilet.”

“Why don’t you come with me? We’re both putting on a few pounds.”

“No thanks I need my beauty sleep. My skin needs time to rehydrate!” 

Reg moved quietly as he could down the stairs. His once loose and voluminous tracksuit was now less loose, but it did smell fresh. He grabbed a small towel from the banister rail and curled it round his neck. A swig of semi-skimmed milk from the fridge freshened his mouth. He unlocked the back door as quietly as possible and made for the shed pursued by Sophia who bounced noisily through the cat flap.

Every time he touched, looked or handled the gun it excited him. This time more so. The six cartridges clinked and slid easily into the open chambers. Reg flicked the chamber shut with a flourish of his wrist. He’d seen it done in the movies but with the additional weight of the bullets it clunked satisfyingly shut. He positioned the gun in his waistband under his top but the moment he moved it started to slide down his leg. Shit he didn’t want to have to carry it to the car just in case Rosamund peeped out of the window to wave him off. Looking round, he found an old bungee strop. It was short and only just stretched around his waist. It did the job. The gun was safely jammed against his stomach. The ends of the wire clips hurt a bit but it was tolerable for a short while. Pulling down the dark blue tracksuit top over the trousers concealed everything.  

He walked round the side of the house and into his car. 

Although it was a light summer morning he had to use his lights. The dense full foliage of summer overhung from both sides of the steep narrow lane cut out most of the light. The Civic clawed its way up, emerging at the top into the green bright light of the just dawned day.

Reg locked the door and did a few warm up stretches. It was a long time since he’d done anything physical. He set off at a brisk space down the stony road. The gun digging into him. He was alone in the woods.  Down and down he went into the old disused quarry.

Rabbits stared at the early morning human before hopping off to safety into a bramble clump. Woodpeckers savagely rattled away in short staccato bursts. A peregrine flew from perch to perch in front of him, annoyed by his intrusion.

Reg’s heart was thumping but not from physical excursion. At the bottom of the quarry was an old derelict brick built shack. The stripped of paint wooden door hung on one hinge whilst nettles and thorns grew ‘round its base. All the glass in the metal frames had long gone. Inside was just a concrete floor and a few discarded beer cans.

Reg had never fired a gun before. He didn’t know what it felt like. He didn’t know what it sounded like. He didn’t know what it smelt like or what the bullet would do.

He had thought it through. He would fire off the six rounds quickly into the door and then climb quickly out of the quarry and resume his intended speed walk. If he met anyone who commented on hearing shots he would agree and suggest it was deer poachers.

The target was the door handle. He would try both ways, just pulling the trigger and cocking the hammer by hand. 

He pulled out the gun from his stomach. It glinted and shone in the morning sun. He wondered when it had last been fired. Perhaps it had never been fired, he had inspected the bore and it looked perfect.

One hand or two. He decided two. Reg lined up the V sight and the notch on the end of the barrel with the door knob and slowly pulled the trigger. The hammer eased back then BANG! The   huge explosion bounced and cracked around the wall of the quarry. Smoke wisped out of the end of the barrel. The door had a large smashed and splintered hole in it to the left of the doorknob. 

Jesus it was scary!! The recoil was strong as the barrel whipped upwards. Its job done and its energy spent. 

Two more rounds thudded their way through the old timbers. The smell of cordite drifted off the gun. The oil began to seep with heat. Reg cocked the hammer by hand and took careful aim BANG! The old Bakelite door knob just disappeared. He re-cocked the hammer and turned to aim at an old fire some hundred yards away. The fire had the remnants of burnt food containers and beer cans. BANG! The explosion ricotched around the rock walls, the old fire remained intact. His final bullet hit an old burnt log some fifty yards away causing it to move back about a yard. The barrel of the gun now felt hot as he concealed it within his clothes and headed up the track and away from the quarry. God it was exciting! The smell, the sheer power, energy and destruction in the bullet. The sense of hidden secret capability. I can end someone’s life if I want to. Not if I need to. Not if I must. Not if I have to, but if I want to! Reg felt so exhilarated he didn’t notice the steep incline out of the quarry.

Reg hid the gun under the driver’s seat and speed walked around the woodland track. It took him thirty two minutes. He noticed nothing of the absolute still summer beauty that surrounded him. He saw no one. A troop of about a dozen deer skipped over the track and disappeared into the wood. Their white hinds bobbing up and down as they skipped between the briars two hundred yards in front of him. His ears still rang and whistled with the blasts. ‘How would it feel to be on the wrong end of such a weapon he thought? To have it pointed at you?’ Now he really knew how powerful it was, the thought was at least calculable. Forty four bullets left! The sensation was intoxicating and addictive. He wanted more.   

Reg was seriously puffing and panting by the time he had made it up the long incline back towards his car. The last quarter of a mile, more walk than speed, as the gradient increased.

He unlocked the silver car twenty yards before he got to it. The flashing indicators welcomed him home. He wasn’t as fit as he used to be, still, if he could stick to doing this most mornings he would soon lose a few pounds. He stopped to relieve himself by a bush. Very difficult in a tracksuit he had to pull down the strong elasticated waistband then sort of rested his dick on top of it. He watched the flow as it built up in a small puddle on the ground then start to trickle downhill. He wondered if it was a Tsunami in a bacterial or insect world. Had he killed something by having a piss?

He opened the door and was immediately hit by the strong smell of burnt cordite. Collapsing into the driver’s seat he wiped his face and neck with the small towel then had a good spit. Closing the door he turned on the ignition and dropped all four electric windows. The Radio burst into life with Sarah Kennedy doing her “bored, tired of this” early morning show. Still at least she was there and not ill, on holiday or just failed to turn up. The cold early air was welcome as he cruised down the hill to home.

“Is that you love?” Rosamund called out from upstairs as she heard the front door open.

“No it’s a Neanderthal humanoid life form that’s just escaped from a cave deep in the Doward hill, hell bent on rape and pillage.”

“Be a love and feed the cat.”

Rosamund pecked him safely on the cheek as she fled, late, out of the front door.

 From the front door of her car she shouted “Your lunch box is in the fridge. There’s a bit of cake in it, left over from the weekend. Lemon drizzle. Your favourite.”

“Oh OK, thanks.” Reg replied as the diesel engine of her beetle throbbed into life.

He watched her drive off then went into his car. The gun, carefully wrapped in rags, was still warm. The now empty brass cartridge cases rattled in their chambers. Moving quickly around the side of the house he made the shed. He must clean it. He’d read that the cordite was highly corrosive and the barrel must be cleaned after use. He hadn’t time to do it properly and reached for his new can of WD40. A strong spray of the fluid down the barrel and into the chambers should do the trick. The smell of WD 40 mingled with that of the cordite. It was quite pleasant. He liked it. Sort of masculine and efficient. Wiping the gun nearly dry he returned it to the box hidden in his bag of rags.

Allan Mayor knocked on Reg’s office door and came in.

“Got any info on these Subaru ram raiders Reg? Truckers Garage got done last night on the A40. The car was a white Sierra Cosworth 4×4 but we kind of think it was the same gang. Fast car, four seats and four wheel drive. No plates on it obviously. CCTV shows just four well covered males wearing balaclavas can’t even tell black or white.”

“Not at the moment Allan but I’m going to Birmingham tomorrow for a conference with West Mids about ram raiders so come and see me on Wednesday. I hear you’re getting married.”

“Bad news travels fast, as they say.” Allan laughed.

“How old are you Allan?” Reg asked.

Allan looked at him reproachfully. “Twenty three. Why?”

“First real girlfriend? First time you’ve been in love?”

“As it happens, yes.”

“Good luck! Oh Allan before you go can I ask you to do something illegal and highly dangerous for me?”

Allan was now looking totally bemused and puzzled. “What?”

“Can you get me about a dozen of those thick white cable ties they use as emergency handcuffs from the charge room? I’ve got some young trees in my back garden and they keep bending over in the wind,”

“See what I can do.” Allan winked as he closed the office door.

Reg turned back to his computer. Better check exactly what we have got on ram raiders before my trip tomorrow. He thought.

“Might be late tomorrow night. Going to Birmingham for a conflab about these bloody ram raiders. I’ll get a McDonalds on the way home.”

“I’ll just have salad and pasta then.” Rosamund replied from her end of the settee.

“Got anything for me Reg?” Allan knocked and entered at the same time bearing a brown thick paper property bag with concealed content.

“Sit down Allan. It looks like a gang of four Afro-Caribbean lads from Digbeth. All of the stolen four by fours are from Digbeth or the surrounding areas. No plates recorded at the scenes of course but their M.O. is to torch the vehicle after they’ve finished with it. DS Parkinson from West Mids is the guy to talk to but there will be a pack coming out soon. The priority at the moment is to identify vulnerable premises and strongly advise them to spend some money on bollards.”

“Okey Dokey Reg I’ll get that organized. Thanks very much. Here’s your stolen goods. For gods sake don’t tell the police.” He winked as he was leaving.

Reg took one of the cable ties out and inspected it. Just a patent number.

“Happy birthday to you! Mashed potatoes and stew!  Bread and butter in the gutter! Happy birthday to you!” Reg burst into their bedroom in just his underpants carrying her carefully wrapped present and a card. Leaning over he kissed her tenderly on the nose.

“Wake up! It’s your birthday!” 

Rosamund sat up and rubbed her eyes then looked at him and the present.

“What is it?”

“How the bloody hell should I know? It was delivered by some sharp dark young Latino in a blood red Ferrari F40. He wanted to sing underneath your bedroom window but I told him to sod off as I couldn’t understand Italian.”

Rosamund carefully removed the thick expensive paper. The polished old walnut looked deep and beautiful in the morning sun. The small central lock and key now polished and cleaned to reveal its true brass colour, matched by the full length brass hinge at the back. The box looked good from any and all angles. She turned the key and eased open the lid. The inside now compartmentalized and clad in new deep green baize.

“It’s beautiful Reg. I wondered what you were doing nipping back and forth to the shed all the time.”

“Thought you could put all your diamonds and jewelry in it. You know! Makes it easy for a burglar to steal if it’s all in one place.” She kicked out at him from underneath the duvet then put her arms around him and kissed his neck. 

“Thank you. You old romantic.”

“I’ll have less of the old if you don’t mind. I suppose you’ll be wanting a cup of tea in bed seeing as it’s your birthday.”

“Of course!” Rosamund inspected the box from all sides and stroked the highly polished wood.

“It’s lovely Reg. Where did you get it?”

“Stole it.” Said Reg leaving the bedroom.

Reg woke with a jolt from a doze on his end of the settee.

“Who got booted off?” He asked Rosamund.

“Tracy.” 

“That’s a shame. I liked Tracy.”

“Well it’s your fault you should have stayed awake and voted for her. Do you fancy a cuppa?”

“Oh yes please. Got to go to Birmingham again on Friday for another one of those Crime Conferences. I’m going to take my car to Ledbury and catch the train. I can’t be doing with the hassle of parking. I might be late back depending if I have a drink or not. I’ll see how I feel.”

“That’s OK I’m out on Friday night. Having a drink with Cynthia, find out all the gossip about her disgusting lover.”

“Why’s he disgusting? Is he depraved or something.”

“He’s disgusting because she’s totally besotted with him and he treats her like shit.”

“Perhaps she likes being treated like shit.” Rosamund threw a quick ‘are you totally mad’ glance at him.

“Have you had a shave today?” 

“No. I’ve got a really itchy rash under my chin. I thought I’d knock off shaving for a week, see if it’ll settle down. I’ll have one of those grey designer stubble beards’. I expect people will start mistaking me for George Clooney and ask for my autograph when I go to a coffee machine.”

The second ‘are you totally mad’ glance sliced its way towards him.

It was eight years ago that Reg hid it behind the immersion tank in the airing cupboard. Rosamund had gone shopping to Cheltenham. She would be hours. He pulled out old pillows, sheets, pillowcases and even some old baby clothes. Kneeling down he reached behind the tank. His fingers felt something soft and polythene, He grabbed it and pulled it out. Yes! There it was looking like a brown dead rat ensnared in a plastic bag.

He pulled out the wig and positioned it onto his bald plate. Jiggling it around he decided that if you were half blind in one eye and cataracts in the other it looked OK. All the kit was still there to fix it to his shiny head. He packed it all away and hid it under the spare bed in the back bedroom.

Reg eased and inched his car into the tight space in Morrison’s car park. It was only eight in the morning but already some quasi uniformed retired robot was collecting car numbers in the half empty car park. The store had only just opened. Everything normal was now heightened and scary. He started to sweat with excitement as he entered the store. Not bothering with a pound released trolley, he opted for a basket and headed for the fruit counter. There they were. Just what he wanted. Big dark green striped rugby balls masquerading as watermelons. He picked the biggest and put it in his basket. What a weight! He scratched at his itchy beard and made for the electrical aisle. Morphy Richards travel electric razor. Thirty two pounds, special offer, that will do. He picked the box off the shelf and dropped it into his basket. Making for the tills he passed a display of Welsh Cakes. He loved Welsh Cakes. A pack jumped into his basket. He thought it highly ironic that here he was, about to do something staggeringly monumental and hunger was still a factor in his day.

The fat ugly made up young girl scanned his shopping. The omnipresent beeps her only motivation. 

“Thirty four pounds fifty.” No please or smile. “Do you want a bag?” 

“Yes Please.”

“Regular or ‘for Life’?” Reg wondered how long, in his particular case ‘for life’ would be?

“Does the ‘For Life’ one have a zip?”

“Yes”

“For life please.”

“That’s another twenty pence then.” At no time had she looked at him.

Reg picked up the receipt and the change from his two twenty pound notes from off the hard stainless steel down sloping loading shute.

“Have a nice day.” She uttered without taking her eyes away from the electronic till.

Reg put his melon and razor in the green and red ‘for life’ bag and left. 

Munching on his Welsh Cakes calmed him as he drove the twelve miles to Ledbury. He reached under his seat and put the bulky Waitrose carrier bag into his ‘bag for life’.

Reg liked Ledbury station. It was a 1950’s time capsule. There was always room in the car park. The parking was free and the man who sold you the tickets was polite, courteous and helpful. The tickets were dispensed from what was, in effect, a wooden shed, adorned with railway memorabilia.

By now it was raining, not heavily but spasmodic. Reg rummaged in the Morrison’s bag for the razor. He took it out of the box and flicked it on. It worked but only just. The battery was weak. Getting out of his car he put on his coat, black side out. Picked up the bag and discarded the razor box in a litter bin. The charger he stuffed into the pocket of his coat. The bag was quite heavy. 

“Day return to Richmond please?”

“Now would that be Richmond Surrey or Richmond Yorkshire?” The ticket office man wearing his peaked cap inside the wooden office asked.

“Yorkshire.”

He tapped into the machine and winced.

“Not cheap Sir.”

“How much?”

“One hundred and eleven pounds eighty.”

“Oh well. Needs must and all that.” Reg was acting. Inside he thought the price was exorbitant, but this reaction paled into insignificance with what he was about to do.

“Platform two across the bridge next train to Birmingham, gets in at 11.13, or at least it’s supposed to. 1130 connection to Darlington and then the 14.33 connection to Richmond. Gets in at 1504. What time you coming back?”

“Don’t know yet. Depends what time my meeting finishes.”

“Well, the latest you can leave is the 18.05 from Richmond, that should get you back here at 23.38 if all goes well.”

“OK. Thanks.”

Reg lugged his heavy bag over the bridge and waited along with two other men and a young woman with a pushchair for the two tone green train. Within five minutes it was there.

Business men with laptops were everywhere. He couldn’t help wondering what was so important in their lives that required them to tap away at god knows what whilst commuting through Colwall Malvern Worcester Droitwich and Bromsgrove. He decided it was nothing. They were just playing the part. Dynamic, focused, dedicated, valued and seemingly important men. He plugged in the charger to his cheap shaver and connected it up. A little orange light told him it was charging. The young woman with the baby looked strangely at him. Had it been a mobile phone or an Apple Netbook she wouldn’t have noticed but a shaver! Well that was different.

The route and scenery to Birmingham was familiar. He knew all the stops. He concentrated on looking out of the window. He couldn’t allow himself to consider or think about what he was doing.

The route northwards out of Birmingham was unfamiliar. That made it easier. Watching the changing landscape as they rattled and surged northwards took his mind off things.

The grass changed colour. It was still green but somehow lighter and more sparse. Hedgerows started to change into limestone dry stone walls. Hills became a more prevalent part of the overall scenery. Rock became commonplace. By the time Sheffield and Leeds had passed his shaver was fully charged.

The change at Darlington gave him twenty minutes. He was hungry but couldn’t eat. Thirsty but afraid to drink in case he needed the loo at an inconvenient moment. No! He waited on the platform for the grey two unit local train to arrive.

The train blasted its two tone noise and rattled out of the station south towards Richmond. The train was almost empty. He reached into his bag and pulled out the Waitrose carrier, stood up and headed for the toilet. Once inside he looked at himself long and hard in the mirror. He looked pale and nervous. Reaching into the bag he brought out the wig, he straightened it out and fixed it carefully into position. He looked at a changed man. The wig was OK if you didn’t look too hard. At just a glance, it looked almost real. There was a colour difference, the remaining hair on the side of his head was now mottled with grey but it wasn’t too bad. He reached back into the bag and brought out eight of the white wide cable ties. Reg carefully curled them into a pocket. He hoped that would be enough. His final delve into the bag brought out the gun. He looked at it. Its brutal weight and presence gave him confidence. Reg flicked open the chamber and spun it. Six brass cartridges glistened. The copper percussion caps in the center of each one, soft and protected. He clicked it shut and slid it butt down into his left inner pocket. It fitted well. He didn’t want it to fall out.

Reg slid back the lock and went back to his seat. No one noticed that a bald man had gone into the toilet and a man with hair had come out. 

The train was coming to a halt. The computerized message told him that ‘This Is Richmond’. He waited by the door. Two young men with bikes were also waiting for the train to come to a halt.

“How far is it from the station to the Market Square?” Reg asked. The dark haired youth responded.

“It’s really close; take you about five minutes if you walk.”

“Thanks.” Said Reg. 

The train stopped and he got off. By now his heart was audibly pounding. A five minute walk would do him good. It was cloudy and overcast but not actually raining although it had been judging by the wet gutters. Reg followed the signs to the centre of town. The watermelon was becoming increasingly heavier; he questioned his decision to bring it. Perhaps he wouldn’t need it. What a waste of one pound fifty. He reached into his right hand pocket and put on a new pair of cream thin leather pilot’s gloves. The leather was so thin and supple that they were almost unnoticeable. 

There it was, directly in front of him. Two front windows displaying services and deals, above the windows in green lettering ‘THE YORKSHIRE BUILDING SOCIETY’.

‘For fucks sake turn around and go home Reg Moorcroft. What the fuck are you doing?’ His whole life and world was screaming at him. ‘Don’t do it!’

Reg stood there looking at the pinkish tinged sandstone building. The watermelon in the Morrison’s for life bag in his right hand. The gun resting and pulling on his left front. He turned away from the kerb and caught sight of himself in a shop window.

Unkempt windblown wig, scruffy almost beard in a black car coat. Mr. Nobody. If he died right there and then nobody would be affected with the exception of his immediate family. The world wouldn’t know or care. He’d leave nothing behind of any lasting value. A few sad comments and life would go on.

He turned quickly to face the road and the building society office on the other side. Stepping out into the road totally focused he suddenly heard a screech of locked tyres coming from his right. A well worn transit van shuddered to an emergency stop inches from him.

A young Yorkshire male leaned out of the window and yelled at him.

“You need to get some glasses you stupid old bastard!”

Reg ignored the tirade and continued across the road. The door to the building society office was locked. There was a green button on the door jam next to the handle. Reg pressed it. A woman from behind the glass screened counter peered at him. He smiled.

She reached under the desk and the door buzzed. He pushed the door open and entered. There was only one customer. A grey haired man clearly in his seventies. A service desk with three glass screened points led over to a stout wooden access door protected by a push button security lock. The whole served to separate the front customer end from the rear staff end. He could see five females behind the desks. No males. Reg transferred his Morrison’s bag into his left hand and reached in for the gun. It came out barrel first. His left hand and the bag came up to momentarily assist his right hand whilst he grasped the grip in his palm and got his finger on the trigger. In an instant there was a massive explosion and the glass screen shattered. The women screamed and threw themselves to the floor. The old man stood there mesmerized, transfixed and motionless. The second blast literally blew away the security lock on the door, slamming the door itself back on its hinges into the wall. The noise from the two shots was horrendous when confined in a small space. Much worse than the quarry. Reg waved the still smoking gun at the old man and indicated for him to move into the back. A few people looked in through the glass door window but quickly ran away when they saw the gun.

“If any one moves they will not get out of here alive.” Reg spoke authoritatively.

 He looked at the name tags they were wearing. Kathleen Thomas Manager. The gold lettering said on her badge. 

“Stand up Kathleen Thomas.” Reg commanded. She dutifully rose. Reg delved into his coat pocket and produced five cable ties. He gave them to her.

“Put your colleagues and that customers ‘ hands behind their backs and secure them tightly. Do not worry I will check that you’ve done it properly.”

“DO IT QUICKLY AND DO IT NOW!” Reg half cocked the hammer and pointed the gun at the old man. He was empowered. He wasn’t the office Reg any more. He was strong, commanding. He was a different man. 

Kathleen Thomas frantically did as she was told. Her nerves and shaking made it difficult to thread the ties. 

“Now use your manager’s keys and open up the strong room.”

“I- I- I can’t.” She stammered. It’s on a time lock released from head office.”

“I don’t believe you! It’s business hours you would not have to contact head office every time you wanted a bit of money.” 

“It’s true! It’s true!” She pleaded.

Reg took her gently by the hand and led her to a chair by a table. He turned the chair with its back against the wall. 

“Please sit down.” She did as she was told. She was frightened witless. Reg put another chair on the other side of the table, again with its back against the wall. Moving quickly he assisted one of the tied up assistants onto the chair. He moved towards his bag and took out the melon. Placing it exactly between them on the table he stood two yards back and fired. It was as though the whole room had exploded. The sound and shock waves contained and deafening. The watermelon literally disintegrated showering the two cowering women in red wet pulp. Reg fired another round five seconds later to the left of the other woman’s head. A huge chunk of masonry fell away as the heavy bullet embedded itself in the wall. The room began to fill with smoke and dust. 

“Alright! Alright! I’ll open it.” Kathleen Thomas gasped.

She fumbled with the large bunch of keys retrieved from her handbag and unlocked the two locks. She finally punched in the code to the security timer then eased the door open. 

It was a cream painted well lit strong room. Surprisingly empty. On the end shelves at the back were neat bundles of fifty, twenty and ten pound notes. Reg gave her the Morrison’s bag. 

“Fill it up. Fifties first then twenties and if there’s any room left tens.” She scurried in scooping the rubber band wrapped bundles into his bag. Reg remained at the door watching and waiting. Within thirty seconds she’d finished. The bag was full.

“Zip it up please and give it to me then bring your handbag and come with me.” 

Reg and his hostage moved towards the back door.

“Open it.” He commanded. She fumbled and unlocked the door. They moved outside.

“Lock it then give me the keys and your car keys.”  Kathleen searched in her bag for her car keys.

“Which is your car?” He inquired.

“The silver Renault Clio over there.”

“Do I need a pass to get through the car park barrier?”

She dove into her handbag again and quickly handed over the plastic bar coded card.

Reg led her discreetly back to the rear door of the building society and opened the door. He used a cable tie to secure her hands behind her back then gently pushed her inside and locked the door. 

The Clio started first time. He drove calmly and slowly out through the barrier and into the town. He headed for Tesco’s. Once mobile he slipped the gun back into his inside coat pocket. He drove into the crowded car park and found a spot in the middle of the busiest area, parked, left the keys in the ignition and walked away with his bag out of the car park and towards the station. He figured it would be at least late tonight before Tesco’s rang in the vehicle and their CCTV would record the same bearded brown haired man.

It took him twenty minutes to walk to the station. He didn’t hurry; he was an old man with a Morrison’s ‘for life’ carrier bag. The spitting rain felt good. He could hear sirens heading towards the centre of town.

There was no ticket inspector at the station. Reg caught the 17.10 train for Darlington.

Ten minutes into the journey he went to the toilet with his bag. Locking the door he ripped off the wig and took off his coat. Reg reversed it so the tan colour was outside. Taking out his Waitrose bag he wrapped the gun in its rag then put it into the thin green and white plastic bag, folding it and knotting the handles as well as he could to prevent the cordite smell from escaping. He reached into his pocket, took out his shaver and switched it on. The rotating blades chewed their way painfully and slowly through his dense tough growth. Occasionally they clogged up and stopped altogether. It was a long uncomfortable process and now he really did have a bad rash under his chin but he no longer had a beard. The wig and the keys to the Richmond office of the Yorkshire Building Society were quietly dropped out of the window. 

“Tickets please?” The scruffy young ticket inspector scribbled on his ticket and moved on. Reg jammed the bag between his feet and watched the summer evening clatter by.

And finally- two new pictures from ‘john’s corner!

Love and peace -John

SaigonSighs41 – Happy New Year – Welcome to 2021! Once again a straight – but interesting – lift from the excellent ‘Saigoneer’ Emag. + Chapter 2 – The Gun!+ ‘Somewhere in Saigon.’+ Birthday Photo!

1 Jan

[Photos] The Maritime Idyll of 1965 Phan Thiet

Tuesday, 22 December 2020. Written by Saigoneer.TRIGGER

Before it became a weekend destination for workweek-weary Saigoneers, Phan Thiet was an austere fishing town.

John Hansen, an American veteran, snapped these shots of the sleepy coastal area during a visit in 1965. The pastel-toned photographs reveal a town and economy focused on fishing. Boats make daily pilgrimages to the sea to gather sea creatures, while a fish sauce factory churns out the golden-hued godsend of a sauce. People’s intimate relationship with the sea is perhaps best exemplified by the stilt homes with special docks for one to arrive via boat. It’s a nice reminder that if humans could fly, we would probably have doors on our roofs.

Take a look at the photos below and try and tell us you can’t smell a briny breeze:

Floating houses on the banks of the Cà Ty River.

Fish sauce factories.

The main road in Phan Thiet.

Beasts of burden bustling along.

Decca Navigator signaling station of an American employee building.

Downtime at the market.

Phan Thiet central square.

Traditional fishing techniques in action.

The Cà Ty River runs through the city.

Fish from the Cà Ty River are tasty — there is no denying that!

Old houses along the banks of the Cà Ty River.

Phan Thiet’s watertower.

Locals going off to somewhere…

A ship with its sail raised, ready for action.

Boats traversing the Cà Ty River.

A coracle boat used to traverse to bigger boats.

Boats on the Cà Ty River.

Service shop on the sand.

Tuesday, 22 December 2020. Written by Saigoneer.TRIGGER

The Gun – Serial.

Chapter 2.

Reg was standing at the front window watching the rain drops collide with the glass, trickle into each other and form downward rivulets that distorted the view. He wondered if the trickling drops had any capacity to change or affect the world. Today he was wearing dark blue corduroy trousers, concealing purple and black boxer shorts; black socks separated his feet from dark blue and white pumps. No vest, just a cream checked shirt and a thick comfortable beige cardigan with large dark brown leather covered buttons.

The white hire van pulled up at the bottom of the drive. Pete didn’t get out. He sat there occasionally tooting until he saw a response.  Slinging his coat over his head Reg pulled the front door to and headed down the wet drive. Weeds were starting to grow again at the edge of the drive. It looked a mess. He decided tomorrow he would de-weed the drive and wiz over the lawn with the mower. It didn’t really need it but it looked so much better when it was cut. 

Quickly clambering into the passenger’s seat he folded his damp coat onto his lap and buckled up.

“Go! Go! Go!”

“You been watching your boxed set of ‘The Sweeney’ then Reg?” Pete exclaimed.

“Yeh! Been thinking of chopping in the old Civic for a Three Litre Consul GT!” 

“Reg I hate to tell you this but they stopped making them twenty five years ago.”

“Well I never! Nobody told me that!” Pete turned the van in the narrow road and pointed it in the direction of the M50. 

The house was atypical council. Semi-detached, concrete steps led down to a dark red front door with a brass Yale lock that at some time in its life had been brightly polished. The paintwork around it ingrained with white dry polish. Now it was mottled with corrosive dried staining rain. The letter box the same, once cared for, but now neglected brass. The side of the house blocked off with a wooden garage. The unpainted wooden doors shut but not locked led to an empty space. The old gold Rover long gone after Syd had died.

“What was her name?” Reg asked. 

“Edith but we kids always called her Aunty Edie. Aunty Edie and Uncle Syd. He worked at the sauce factory all his life, she was just a happy housewife and contented mother, no ambition just a happy family. This happiness thing’s got to do with expectations Reg. Nowadays you’re a failure unless you’ve got a ten inch dick, have sex at least once a day with your beautiful, slightly younger, slightly shorter wife with perfect thirty six inch tits, are rich, holiday abroad, work in IT and have a thrusting BMW. Cooking the Sunday roast for the family has gone out of the window as it were, along with women’s bras. The old respectable society that lived in these houses has gone. Now it’s low life and druggies who’d rather do anything than work. Even as low as stuffing themselves with chemicals and claiming it’s not their fault. ‘Sorry I’m a drug addict I can’t do any work but will you give me some of your money?’ They really piss me off. This country’s just too liberal. It’ll all end in tears, you mark my words.” 

“What if there is no work Pete?”

“Rubbish. There’s always work. Look at the Poles grafting in our fields in all weathers. Look at those Estonians washing cars by hand at the side of the road. Our lot are just too fucking idle to do the work. You’ve got to hand it to those commies they will at least get off their arses”

The door led into a small hall. The stairs started only a yard into the hall, the banister rail now yellowing fading cream. The cream and gold embossed wallpaper now starting to lift and curl as it yielded to cold and damp. A thin wood paneled painted door on the right led into the lounge. It was a trip back to the nineteen fifties. The wood veneered television had buttons to change the four channels. The mahogany HMV stereogram stood in the corner. Never used, except as a table. The flex had a round pin plug. The house had square pin sockets. Reg looked through the long playing records leaning in a slot. The Best of Perry Como, Kathleen Ferrier, Alma Cogan, Bing Crosby, Englebert Humperdinck. Frankie Vaughan. Lena Horne. 

“What have we got to collect?” Reg nonchalantly asked.

“Everything that’s not furniture or big.” Pete yelled through from the kitchen.

“Have you got anything to put things in?”

“Yep! There’s some heavy duty cardboard boxes in the back of the van. Can you get them in whilst I start sorting stuff?” Pete asked. 

“It’s like ripping the life out of a home.” Reg commented to Pete. “What you going to do with it?” 

“Keep what’s good or anything I like then sell the rest at a car boot.”

“Will you check the loft Reg.? I’ve pulled my back a bit, lifting the last box. It should be empty. As far as I know they never used it. There’s a pull down ladder and a light on your right.”

“OK.”

Reg clumped up the small stairs and went into the bathroom. The loo hadn’t been flushed for months. He finished and flushed it.

Standing on a chair he removed the wooden hatch and eased down the hinged ladder. It was dusty. Clambering up each creaking aluminium rung he felt for the light switch and flicked it on. The loft lit up. A sea of orange fiberglass insulation floated between the joists. A pine timber walkway led to the water tank and the central heating tank. He looked around and saw nothing. Easing himself down the ladder he stopped to turn off the switch. He noticed that the insulation to the right of the tank rose about six inches higher. He could only see it because his eyes were at that level. Curious, Reg clambered into the loft and carefully navigated the thin creaking planks. Pulling aside the insulation revealed a dark burr walnut wooden box, dusty and festooned in orange fibres. An old simple key sprouted out of the single central lock. He lifted the box. It was heavy. He shook it and something thudded about inside. Placing it on the pine planks he turned the key to the left and unlocked it. Lifting the lid revealed an aged thick cardboard box bearing a picture of a revolver and the insignia of Smith and Wesson. Squashed in the corner was another plain square cardboard box. With trepidation he lifted the lid of the large faded blue box. A parchment stiff oiled rag lay on top. The rag was stiff to touch; the oil had dried and congealed making the cloth almost wax like. ‘How many years?’ Reg thought.

He lifted and removed the cloth. There it lay. Deep blue black metal, smooth as silk, hard as rock. Harder than rock! The checkering on the wooden grips sharp and unworn. No rust. Not a blemish. Like new but old. Reg went to pick it up out of the box but stopped. What about the sweat and dirt on his hands. Would it rot away in a second if he touched it? A rude destructive awakening from its years of safe hibernation. He wiped his hands on his trousers, reached and picked it up. Such weight, such power, such beauty, such craftsmanship. A tag attached with string to the trigger guard revealed its owner. The ink fading but readable read ‘Capt. James Alexander’. No date. Nothing more.  Reg moved it about. It felt so comfortable, so good! An extension of his arm that gave him the power of life or death. He felt like a god. He had never felt that way before. He wrapped his forefinger around the smooth receptive trigger and watched the hammer begin its journey backwards. Sensibility kicked in. What if it were loaded? He hadn’t checked. He eased the trigger back and the hammer dutifully followed. He could see four of the six chambers were empty. Looking carefully he found a button under the barrel. It moved easily and efficiently causing the chamber to spill open. The gun was empty. Reg inspected the mechanisms, the fluteing, the design. It had all been done with such care. Such precision. Such – dare he say it – love. It was a thing of almost artistic perfection. The symmetry, the balance. The power! 

The sound of Pete moving about downstairs ripped him back into reality. Quickly he put it back into its cradle of shaped cardboard, replaced the rag and the lid. A shake of the small box confirmed what he suspected. Ammunition. The side of the box printed “50 Rounds Round Head .375 Calibre. The small box was heavy. Reg assumed it was full but he didn’t open it and check.  

“You coming Reg?” Pete shouted up from the lounge.

“Yep be down in a sec.” What to do now? He wanted to keep it. It fascinated him. Should he up front it with Pete and ask to have it? No Pete was a Policeman. A dear friend but a Police Officer nevertheless. It would be unfair to ask him to choose between right, wrong and Reg. He was in the loft of a Worcester council house having to make a choice which could give him immense satisfaction. He would cherish the gun. His secret. His darkness. His excitement. If he messed up he would certainly lose his friend, possibly his job, certainly his pension and maybe his liberty. If that happened he suspected he would lose his family as well.

Reg pulled open the box of ammunition. Fifty rounds pointed and glinted at him. Quickly he emptied the rounds into his hands and shoved some in his right trouser pocket. Some in his left trouser pocket. Some in his right trouser back pocket and the remainder in the left back pocket. The Gun. Where would be best to conceal it? He shoved it in his belt on his back. It felt acutely uncomfortable lodged between his trouser waistband and his kidneys. No that would be really uncomfortable on the way back. Reg transferred it to the front. Wedging it down in front of his right groin. He felt like Butch Cassidy. The fat on his expanding girth cushioned the weapon. He buttoned up the two bottom buttons of the chunky loose knit cardigan concealing the wooden pistol grip from view

Reg turned the empty cardboard boxes upside down and locked the wooden box with the key leaving it in the lock  

Clambering carefully down the ladder and flicking off the light he spoke to Pete.

“I found this old box in the loft Pete, There’s nothing in it, just a couple of cardboard boxes.” Reg purposely held and shook the box with one hand to indicate its emptiness.

“It’s a lovely bit of Burr walnut though. I’d like to have it cleaned up and give it to Rosamund as a birthday present. It’s her birthday in a fortnight and I know she’d really appreciate something like this to put her jewelry in.” 

Pete never gave the box a second glance.

“Sure Reg. Take whatever you want. It’s really good of you to help me. Next stop ‘The Travelers’, yes? I could murder steak, chips, peas, mushrooms tomatoes and a couple of pints of bitter how about you?”

“Sounds good to me.” Reg responded trying to hide the absolute fear in his voice. ‘What if the gun dropped out in the van, or in the car park, or in the Travelers Rest as they were walking in or out? What if Pete noticed the bulges in his pockets? It was very old ammunition. Would his body heat make it go off? The thought of bullets blasting his dick off in public flashed through his mind. You’re Reg Moorcroft. Respected crime’s analyst. What the fuck are you doing!’  Reg pulled his coat over his uncomfortable lap and struggled with the seat belt as Pete drove away.

The grey wet evening quickly changed into a dark wet night. The wipers swishing continuously at the precipitous rain. The sound of the tyres changed with the different levels of water they cut through. Pete concentrated on getting them safely to the Travelers Rest Inn at the end of the M50 motorway. Conversation was limited by the noise.  

 The car park was half empty. Reg eased himself gingerly out of the van Leaving the box on the seat. He quickly got into his coat. The loose fit a godsend in covering up his secret. They hurried through the rain into the soft warmth of the restaurant come pub. Pints of dark brown Marston’s Pedigree in hand they meandered over to an empty table near a window.

It was too hot to sit in his coat. It would be odd to do so. Reg stood up and took off his coat. The weight of the bullets was pulling his trousers down. He couldn’t hitch them up. The gun might fall out. Folding his coat on the seat beside him he sat down and took a deep swig of his beer. He knew that the beer would soon relax him. Two pints would normally be enough to make the conversation light, humourous and truthful. He had to be on his guard. The steak was badly cooked and tough but neither himself nor Pete could be bothered with the hassle of a complaint. Reg could see Pete looked tired.

“Come on Pete. Drop me off home and get yourself off to bed. You look knackered.”

“I am. Had to get up at five this morning for a job. Tomorrow I’ve got an early start taking Jessie and the kids to Alton Towers. That’s not going to be a cheap day either. I tell you Reg I do loads of overtime but no matter how much money I make it’s never enough. Jessie spends money like water, clothes, shoes, make up, hair and if I’m really honest I can’t be bothered with the conflict of constantly challenging her about it. I just shut up and pay up. It’s the weak man’s quiet way out.” The beer had turned on Pete’s truthful tap.  

“Wives and partners are pure luck Pete. Whether you get a good one or a bad one is pure luck. Sex, looks and kudos have a part to play at the start, but we never value prudence, thrift or pragmatism at the start. We never say “WOW look at her clothes they’re old but carefully looked after, do we? We never say ‘she’s so careful with electricity’ do we? No! We say ‘lovely tits’ or ‘great arse’. I tell you it’s just luck. I got lucky with Rosamund.” 

Reg’s house was in darkness as Pete dropped him off at the bottom of his drive. Rosamund wasn’t home.

“Thanks for the help Reg. I do appreciate it.” Pete spoke as Reg leaned back into the van to scoop up his box.

“Think nothing of it. That’s what friends are for.” Reg closed the door and headed up his drive. The bullets swayed and strained in his pockets. The box protected from the rain under his coat. The gun! The gun was stuffed in his waistband. Tight and pressing. An incompressible entity that demanded attention by its presence. 

Reg unlocked the front door. As he entered he flicked on the lights. Sophia the cat rubbed and purred against his legs, following him quickly with tail erect into the kitchen hoping for some meat and milk.

He opened the wooden box and removed the two cardboard boxes. He felt in his pocket for the bullets. No it was too dangerous. Rosamund may come home at any time. He couldn’t risk it.

Picking up the wooden box he unlocked the back door and walked to his garden shed, come workshop, come sanctuary. The fluorescent tube flicked and blinked light into the large shed. Reg emptied out the fifty rounds of ammunition onto his workbench. Some of the lead bullets were showing signs of being polished as they had moved against the fabric of his pocket. They glinted and shone in a muted fashion. Reg packed them carefully into the cardboard box, some pointing upwards some nestling downwards in a perfect symmetrical fit.

Ammunition put to one side Reg reached into his cardigan and his belt. He felt the pistol grip slide so so easily into the palm of his hand. He slowly pulled it out. Even in the harsh white bright glare of the artificial light it looked perfect. Polished, honed, exquisite in its deadly form. Such control, such power. He couldn’t get away from that word. It felt so powerful. He pulled the trigger and watched as his action rotated the chamber. The hammer flew forward with a hard unforgiving click as he caressed the trigger. Reg was surprised at how little effort it took to make it work. He pulled the hammer back by hand until it clicked and settled into the cocked position. A tiny pressure on the trigger released the hammer to fly forward. 

Reg wiped it with the waxy stiff cloth and put it carefully back in its cardboard box. In the corner was a sack of old clothes Reg kept for rags. He positioned the two boxes half way down making sure they were well covered up.

He left the wooden box in clear view on top of the workbench. Turned off the light, locked up the shed and returned back to the kitchen to feed the cat.  

Rosamund was in the kitchen. Engrossed in his thoughts and inner world he had neither heard nor noticed her return home.

“What you doing out in the shed?” She asked.

“Mind your own business. It’s a secret. I’m allowed some secrets aren’t I?”

“No.” She pecked him on the cheek and gave him a cup of hot strong tea.

“OK! OK! You’ve caught me out. I’ve got a new woman in there.”

“Who?”

“Nicole Kidman.” 

“Where’s she going to sleep?”

“I’ve bought a camp bed from the Army and Navy.”

“What about food?”

“She only eats one lettuce leaf a day.”

“What about going to the toilet?”

“She doesn’t go.”

“Well that’s very convenient for you dear. Do you want any tea or have you eaten?”

“Had half a tough old cow with Pete in the Travelers so a cup of tea will do nicely. How’s the kids?”

“Margaret had croup last week. Sarah and Eric took her to the hospital, but she’s OK now.”

“Have they had any interest in selling the house yet? They’ll have to move soon. The girls are growing up fast and that house is far too small plus it’s only got that tiny backyard garden.” 

“I know but they seem happy enough and it’s such hard work moving.”

“Did you set the box to record X-factor?” 

“Yes. I’ve told you before Reg it records the whole series.” Rosamund cast a resigned look at her husband sat on the end of the long blue settee. Mug of hot tea in one hand trying to decide whether it was the TV or the newspaper that warranted his attention.

And finally – ‘Somewhere in Saigon’ – a secret place surrounded and hidden by modernity!

Birthday Photo

Happy ‘vaccinate’ New Year – Love and peace – John